uncyclopedia

1. (uncyclopedia) (859↑, 468↓)

Parody site of [Wikipedia]. Unlike Wikipedia, a site composed of humoristic and nonsensical content, Uncyclopedia features only whole truths. Articles such as Poop Cuisine and Kitten Huffing - subjects indefinetly censored and rejected by Wikipedia moderation due to their being too down to earth - are abundant in Uncyclopedia and are open to all. Uncyclopedia is every highschool student's best friend.

Uncyclopedia helped me get straight A's on all my papers and got me through highschool\! Thanks, Uncyclopedia\!

Author: E16 http://uncyclopedia.urbanup.com/1730486

2. (uncyclopedia) (511↑, 268↓)

Better than Encyclopedia Dramatica because it's more thought-out and doesn't rely on Tubgirl for "humor"/shock value.

Wow, this Uncyclopedia article is funny because it demonstrates satirical knowledge of the subject instead of approaching it from the same lame 4chan perspective every time\!

Author: Acrimony http://uncyclopedia.urbanup.com/2614966

3. (Uncyclopedia) (329↑, 169↓)

An amusing site that doesn't rely solely on shock value , porn pictures and excessive profanity for "teh lulz". It explains how to be funny and not just stupid.

ED is good for a chuckle , but all the dead baby jokes and memes get old after awhile. Uncyclopedia is funnier IMO.

Author: queen_azure http://uncyclopedia.urbanup.com/2862214

4. (Uncyclopedia) (207↑, 107↓)

basically wikipedia in a state of anarchy. no complaints here.

Lets go to uncyclopedia and see what hilarious articles they have on it\!

Author: nono yawns http://uncyclopedia.urbanup.com/2681747

5. (uncyclopedia) (156↑, 81↓)

A satirical parody wiki founded in 2005 by Stillwaters and Chronarion and currently hosted by [Wikia]. It is on the whole tamer and less offensive than the [Encyclopedia Dramatica].

Uncyclopedia is one of the funniest websites around.

Author: Anonymous15 http://uncyclopedia.urbanup.com/2719971

6. (uncyclopedia) (312↑, 241↓)

A response to someone talking bull shit/bollocks on a specific subject

Bollocks talker: the special effects are inoculous to those who are long sighted partially sighted or otherwise blind. Listener: uncyclopedia \!

Author: vibeAdvice http://uncyclopedia.urbanup.com/2008321

7. (uncyclopedia) (100↑, 62↓)

A parody of wikipedia, where articles are being written using the "satirical point of view". Basically it's a wiki visually resembling wikipedia and it's projects, but consisted of articles being as much funny and satirical to the subject as possible. The majority of it's articles have nice witty jokes and unique pictures, making them a pleasure to read. During it's first days, uncyclopedia was available only in english, but now is available in almost any language. Whoever claims that this pile of shit called "encyclopedia dramatica" is better than uncyclopedia, is either someone who goes there to get free porn, or a retard who prefers laughing at a four letter words and incoherent sentences, instead of a clever thought-out article that is actually funny. Also, these folks from encylopedia dramatica tend to criticize uncyclopedia's admins for deleting every article users create, but everybody knows it's only their articles that always get deleted, for being way to stupid and generally shitty. PS: Some other writer of urban dictionary said uncyclopedia is written by kids, but let me tell you that if there is one site that's written solely by kids unable to speak english, this would be encyclopedia dramatica, with it's lousy pics (can't these kids retouch something properly?), pathetic homepage, and ful of in-jokes like "the lulz".

If a would like to read funny articles, I would go to uncyclopedia. If I would like to laugh at really stupid kids that can type only four letter words, I would go to encyclopedia dramatica (altough I end up feeling sorry for them most of the time).

Author: Dimitris K http://uncyclopedia.urbanup.com/3796427

8. (uncyclopedia) (408↑, 379↓)

uncyclopedia is a more tame version of [encyclopedia dramatica] - It contains less pornography, less racist/sexist/obscene jokes, and essentially less humour. This is mainly because it is written by women and silly children who laugh at sentences containing the words 'wee' and 'poo'.

In the 'Did you know...' section of the uncylopedia main page: ...that it was I who let the dogs out? This is a perfect example of the childish humour found on uncyclopedia.

Author: Markus Winterbottom Jr. esq. http://uncyclopedia.urbanup.com/2355955

9. (Uncyclopedia) (18↑, 6↓)

A Wiki that parodizes Wikipedia, though isn't completely as funny. Uncyclopedia is made of a surprising talented group of people who clearly understand satire, and the other 89%, which is made out of solely young children who think calling everyone a "whore", "fag" and "slut" is humorous.

Girl 1: John turned 13 today, though couldn't attend his birthday. He was too busy being "funny" on Uncyclopedia by calling Rihanna fat.

Author: Zombieness http://uncyclopedia.urbanup.com/5815842

10. (uncyclopedia) (45↑, 33↓)

A wiki intended as a humor/parody site which is completely and utterly unfunny. It is a textbook on how to fail at humor. Its pages are filled with ridiculous drivel and nonsense, which according to its supporters is "LOL RANDOM XD". The truth is that they try for surrealism and absurdity and fall far short every time. This site should be avoided like the bubonic plague, unless you are 12 years old and think fart jokes are funny.

Internet User: This site can't be THAT bad, can it? Lets look at the front page... Uncyclopedia: HURR im a cowboy from Mars\! AAAAAAAA. Look at my rollerskates, they are so wacky\! Internet User: That was so bad that it seared my soul. I can almost feel myself getting dumber. I'm going back to ED to recover.

Author: xcalibur201 http://uncyclopedia.urbanup.com/5297363

11. (Uncyclopedia) (46↑, 38↓)

[Urban Dictionary] version II.

Dick: I am on Uncyclopedia. Jane: Hey, Urban Dictionary is the same thing\!

Author: ReleaseCandidate http://uncyclopedia.urbanup.com/3320779

12. (uncyclopedia) (178↑, 170↓)

A sort of [Wikipedia], dedicated to the eradication of humor in all its forms. The "un" in the name is short for "unfunny".

Your article has deleted from Uncyclopedia because it is too damn funny.

Author: Theo C. Cuppier III http://uncyclopedia.urbanup.com/2486678

13. (Uncyclopedia) (61↑, 56↓)

A rather sad web site patrolled by [Uncyclopaedophiles], who at being frustrated by their own Unfunniness, become mediators in order to reject any material contributed that isn't overtly childish, as their primary aim is to use humour to befriend the children who make up the vast majority of site users.

Contributer: Uncyclopedia is a kind half way house between [Wikipedia] and [Encylopedia Dramatica] - which is exactly were it would like to be if only they had the bollocks or a sense of humour or both. Uncyclopaedophile: I will deleated that as it is unlikely to encourage kids to use the site, and there is not a single custard pie thrown either.

Author: isleofwightinsider http://uncyclopedia.urbanup.com/3468612

14. (uncyclopedia) (3↑, 2↓)

a load of bollocks

[uncyclopedia] [bollocks]

Author: JAF1999 http://uncyclopedia.urbanup.com/6233015

15. (Uncyclopedia) (109↑, 128↓)

The stupidest website I've ever come across, actually. Nothing is remotely funny and when you actually write a funny article for them they delete it. An admin might tell you yours isn't funny and then you look at other articles for inspiration are realize there is none.

Person1:This is the stupidest crap I've ever seen Person2:Are you reading Uncyclopedia again?

Author: Shimdidly http://uncyclopedia.urbanup.com/2629010

16. (Uncyclopedia) (38↑, 60↓)

A genius parody of [Wikipedia]. Uncyclopedia is where you make fun of an article by writing incredibly false things.

Without the genius of Uncyclopedia, I'd kill myself because of un-funny things...

Author: It'sAsh http://uncyclopedia.urbanup.com/4071276

17. (Uncyclopedia) (95↑, 124↓)

What some people use as a primary point of their reference.

\<Uncyclopedian\> Wow, I never knew fat people were countries\!

Author: yummymummy http://uncyclopedia.urbanup.com/2313500

18. (uncyclopedia) (90↑, 129↓)

A less funny version of encyclopedia dramatica.

Awww...mann encyclopedia dramatica is blocked,we have to get on uncyclopedia.

Author: Christopher Ryan Wilkes http://uncyclopedia.urbanup.com/2754623

19. (Uncyclopedia) (299↑, 339↓)

A parody site of Wikipedia. It is stupid, not funny and sometimes even offensive. some of thier articles are racist and insulting. They even laugh at the victims of the Hurricane Katrina. The editors of this site curse at each other maliciously in the talk page, arguing about what's funny and what's not.There are always phrases like "Fuck you" on their talk pages. The sites uses a whole bunch of made-up quotes that are supposingly entertaining and funny but actually are stupid and lame.

One who calls himself an Uncyclopedian has no life, period.

Author: Schuldig http://uncyclopedia.urbanup.com/2195767

20. (uncyclopedia) (30↑, 76↓)

A [wikipedia] clone featuring articles that are meant to be both funny and offensive. These are written by a handful of [internet junkie]s/[trolls]. Much of the humor found is in pair with [Maddox]'s page, laughing at tragic events and general [fucktards]. Uncyclopedia is heavy related to [4chan] and [Encyclopedia dramatica], but contains less [porn] and [goatse]/[tubgirl]. In short it contains less fun, but more seriousness.Worth to note is that uncyclopedia [content] is of varying quality.

From Uncyclopedia:"Clocking in a top speed of over 374 mph, with 1 African Giraffepower (Roughly 12,334 times the power of a mere horse), and outpowering the Buggatti Veyron by a factor of 12, African giraffes can easily outrun small airplanes, and if they ever feel the need, they can tear the wheels off the plane with their sheer height."

Author: ultimTalas http://uncyclopedia.urbanup.com/2682134

21. (uncyclopedia) (48↑, 114↓)

Racist copy of wikipedia, full of horrible political correctness

Uncyclopedia attacks Christ again, and again.

Author: Erick the Patriot http://uncyclopedia.urbanup.com/2622300

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Last updated: 2012.03.01